(I am usually rping my fantroll, my OOC is darknessconspirator2)
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Nope nope nope nope not risking it
REMINDER: The people from Rooster Teeth are real human beings.
Except for Gavin. We built him from spare parts we found at a junkyard. His brain is actually just a bunch of coffee grounds shoved into an old transistor radio. We kind of fucked up.
do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe
why not? i want to try it
DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT
it can’t be that bad
FUCK NEVER MIND IM SORRY. DONT PUT MINT GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE. IT STILL BURNS!!!!!
what is wrong with this website
do you ever think “wow i’m dating the biggest fucking nerd ever and i love it” cuz i do 24/7
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
i am an adolescent elephant
If you do not need an emo teenaged elephant on your blog, you are running the wrong type of blog.
the mom is like “Christopher, please, christopher the neighbors are staring, il buy you the ps3 just, chris, FOR CHRISTS SAKE CHRIS GET UP”
one with the teenaged elephant
i feel u lil guy
heres my homestuck race headcanons
- dave is a fucking sprinter because hes fast as shit
- rose is a marathon runner cause it takes forever and is really boring
- jade is a cross country girl because she gets to be outside in nature and shit
- john sits on his fat fucking ass at home and eats cake all day like an asshole
me??? be attracted to the VIDEO GAEM CHARCTURS?? ha.. NO….. that is for.. LE LOSERS XD i am no le loser.. i am cool.. videogame charcters.. just pixels.. not hot… haha .. . no im not sweating its just warm in here..,